Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.
now ur talkin
(via ifeelivegoneinsane)
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
that means we have to kill him now
(via kaydruuh)
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SO FAR AWAY FROM CANON IT’S NIKON.
I AM SO USING THAT IN REAL LIFE SOMEHOW.
THIS TOO AWESOME NOT TO REBLOG
SO FAR AWAY FROM CANON IT’S NIKON.
(via dearmemrmoriarty)
- Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake
- Draco Malfoy and the Better-than-Potter’s Broomstick
- Draco Malfoy and Hagrid’s Bloody Chicken
- Draco Malfoy and the Year His Father Would Hear About
- Draco Malfoy and the Inquisitorial Squad
- Draco Malfoy and the Vanishing Cabinet
- Draco Malfoy and the Year He Realized He Had Been a Douchebag
(via dearmemrmoriarty)
This guy will always remember that one shift where this crazy guy showed up, cracked open an egg, grabbed him by the shirt and demanded pie
This will forever be the most ridiculous destiel scene of S8. Not the hug. Not 8x08. This. Because Cas is like FUCK i can fix this i can fix this okay he likes jerky and this specific kind of porn and he uses the bathroom right? and okay i’ve seen him drink this beer now i need pie where’s the pie *grabs cashier* YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED PIE I CAN FIX ALL OF THIS AND DEAN WILL LOVE ME AND NOT BE MAD AT ME IF I CAN JUST DO THIS RIGHT AND HE’LL COME HOME AND I’LL BE THERE WITH BEER AND PIE AND WE’LL TALK AND I’LL EXPLAIN THAT I DID IT TO PROTECT HIM BECAUSE I DO EVERYTHING TO PROTECT HIM AND-
i’m hyperventilating rn. i’ll see myself out.
Favorite scene of ever.
(via defectivegrief)
